13 Mind-Blowing Lies Men Tell Women Constantly (You Won’t Believe #8!)
Have you ever caught someone in a little white lie? Let’s be honest—everyone bends the truth occasionally. But some lies are just too common to ignore—especially the ones men tell women. Get ready to be shocked, amused, and maybe a little frustrated as we dive into 13 lies that men just can’t stop telling. Number 7? It’s the kind of revelation you’ll think about all day.
1. “How much a long hug would help sometimes.”
“How much a long hug would help sometimes.” – u/The_phantom_medic
Yes, even the strong, silent type appreciates a good, long hug. Men might act like they’re invincible, but deep down, they need comfort too. Sometimes, they just don’t want to admit it.
Why do they hide it? Society often pushes men to suppress their emotions.
Takeaway: That quick hug means more than you think.
2. “We have body image issues just as much as women do, we just don’t talk about it.”
“We have body image issues just as much as women do, we just don’t talk about it.” – u/Allenrw81
It’s not just women who struggle with body image. Men face their own insecurities too—whether it’s about their weight, hairline, or height. But for some reason, it’s not something they feel comfortable discussing.
What’s the reality? While they may not share it openly, these concerns weigh heavily on their minds.
Pro Tip: A compliment on his appearance can stick with him for years.
3. “How much our partner’s pain affects us.”
“How much our partner’s pain affects us. Speaking for myself, I’m expected to be the ‘strong one’ and keep a positive attitude for her sake in times of suffering, and I’m totally faking it.” – u/Lumpy_Principle3397
When their partner is hurting, men feel it deeply too. But instead of sharing their emotions, they’ll put on a brave face.
Why the cover-up? Society often tells men they should be the “rock” in relationships.
Takeaway: Even if he seems okay, he’s probably hurting alongside you.
4. “If you give us a compliment, we will remember it for months. Maybe even years.”
“If you give us a compliment, we will remember it for months. Maybe even years.” – u/No-Zucchini2787
Believe it or not, men hold onto compliments like rare treasures. That time you said you liked his new haircut? He’s still thinking about it. Compliments can be so rare for some men that they cherish each one.
Why the memory? Compliments help boost their confidence, something they might not always have.
Curious? Don’t be surprised if he remembers that compliment from three months ago.
5. “Probably how scared we are of making fools of ourselves.”
“Probably how scared we are of making fools of ourselves.” – u/wretched_cretin
Yes, they care about their image more than they let on. From tripping over a curb to mispronouncing a word, the fear of looking foolish haunts many men.
Why the denial? Admitting fear can feel like a hit to their pride.
Pro Tip: A little empathy goes a long way.
6. “Our irrational, delusional, and completely fantastical desire to die in a last stand.”
“Our irrational, delusional, and completely fantastical desire to die in a last stand.” – u/DewinterCor
There’s a little action hero in every guy. Ever wonder why so many men secretly daydream about heroic, last-stand moments? You’re not alone.
Why the fantasy? It’s about proving their worth, even in a fictional scenario.
Reality Check: It’s probably just a wild imagination, but they’ll never admit it.
7. “‘What are you thinking about?’ ‘Ah, nothing, I’m just tired/miles away/zoned out.’ Yeah, no — we’re probably stressing about any number of things, and we’re not going to share.”
“‘What are you thinking about?’ ‘Ah, nothing, I’m just tired/miles away/zoned out.’ Yeah, no — we’re probably stressing about any number of things, and we’re not going to share.” – u/YorkshireRiffer
Ever asked this question and gotten a blank look in response? Well, that’s probably a cover-up for some serious overthinking.
Why keep it to themselves? Men are often conditioned to solve problems alone.
Takeaway: He’s probably got a lot on his mind, even if he says otherwise.
8. “That we’re insecure about our height.”
“That we’re insecure about our height.” – u/DadditRed
Height is a bigger deal than they let on. Even if a guy says he doesn’t care, chances are he’s thought about it more than he admits.
Why hide it? Admitting insecurity can feel like a weakness.
Pro Tip: If he says it doesn’t bother him, take it with a grain of salt.
9. “Their secret sandwich. Basically after you have been married/together for so long that you know everything about each other, a man needs his own private thing only he knows.”
“Their secret sandwich. Basically after you have been married/together for so long that you know everything about each other, a man needs his own private thing only he knows.” – u/dirtymoney
This might be one of the quirkiest confessions out there. Some men keep tiny secrets like a hidden snack spot. It’s just a little slice of privacy in a shared life.
Why the secrecy? It’s about maintaining a small sense of individuality.
Curious? Ask him about his “secret sandwich” someday—you might be surprised.
10. “Our real feelings and desires and insecurities.”
“Our real feelings and desires and insecurities.” – u/King_in_a_castle_84
Men often keep their deepest thoughts and insecurities tucked away. They may not open up unless they truly trust you.
Why the mystery? Vulnerability doesn’t come easy, especially when societal expectations weigh heavily.
Takeaway: Building a safe space for open communication can make a huge difference.
11. “That spider I picked up and threw out the window? I dropped it on the carpet before I got there!”
“That spider I picked up and threw out the window? I dropped it on the carpet before I got there!” – u/Common_Passenger2502
Let’s face it, no one likes dealing with creepy crawlies. But if he said he got rid of that spider, there’s a chance he might be stretching the truth.
Why lie? No one wants to admit they were spooked by a tiny bug.
Heads Up: Double-check before you take his word on pest control.
12. “When we see you naked, we completely understand why ‘fertility’ was the basis of basically all prehistoric religions.”
“When we see you naked, we completely understand why ‘fertility’ was the basis of basically all prehistoric religions.” – u/hooloovoop
Here’s one you didn’t expect. Men, it seems, have a deep appreciation for the human form—one that can be surprisingly philosophical.
What’s the point? This just goes to show that admiration for the human body runs deep.
Takeaway: It’s not just physical attraction; it’s a whole perspective.
13. “That we wouldn’t really love them if they were a worm.”
“That we wouldn’t really love them if they were a worm.” – u/filfries14
This might sound silly, but it’s a popular joke among couples. When asked, “Would you still love me if I were a worm?” many men will laugh and say yes, but the truth is, they’ve thought about it a lot more than they let on.
Why the joke? It’s a fun way to affirm their love, even if they’re secretly thinking, how would that even work?
Reality Check: They’d probably keep you safe in a jar, but, you know, they’d still miss the human you.
Think we missed any? Drop your thoughts in the comments below and let’s keep the conversation going. Which of these lies surprised you the most? Share your stories, and don’t forget to tag a friend who needs to see this!
Lies, little secrets, and hidden truths—they’re all a part of being human. But remember, the key to any great relationship is communication. Stay curious, stay open, and most importantly, stay honest.